I’m Not A Stalker
I love watching people. That sounds a bit weird. But it’s true.
In my job I basically do nothing but stand there all day. Like yesterday for example. I was the only worker in the shop so I stood there for 2 hours doing absolutely nothing.
So when I’m meant to be working I just watch people. I judge all of them, without realising it, on how they dress and how they act. Not in a horrible way though.
…Well, sometimes…
Some people really freak me out. Because they talk to each other in some language I can’t understand. Then they turn around to me and talk in perfect English without any foreign accent. Them kind of people creep me out for some reason.
I make little stories up in my head about the customers lives and what they do everyday.
It makes the time at work go quicker.
I sound crazy.